A stylishly dressed, well presented young man wanders in, a cane in his hand. He wanders over to you, smiling gently, and tips his hat at you.
"Hola!" he greets you, before continuing without a pause. "Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, one and all, to the third, and most recent, incarnation of my web site."
"This will not be vicious, angry, and nasty, as LoveHateTragedy was. It will not be sarcastic and smart-assed, like The Letter M was. It might just be nice, and happy, and occasionally uplifting in some ways," he tells you, effortlessly pronouncing the hyperlinks.
He winks, turning around and gesturing, and you notice the rest of the site, spreading out in front of you.
"Enjoy it."
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